My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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