Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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