you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize