Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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