kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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