dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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