My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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