Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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