Barsexuality is the new black.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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