3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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