Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
either way he was missing a nipple.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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