Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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