"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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