My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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