So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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