My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Found the puke drawer
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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