Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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