I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
ugly people sure do ruin things
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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