i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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