yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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