If that was your dad, he is hot
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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