Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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