Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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