So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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