Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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