so let's talk penis.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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