Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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