Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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