We named our party play list daddy issues
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize