don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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