MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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