ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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