So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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