I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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