It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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