Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize