Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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