Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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