let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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