I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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