You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I hate all girls vehemently.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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