Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
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Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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