why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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