i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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