No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is wine microwaveable?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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