we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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its like you know when i get waxed
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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