he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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