question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
No...this little piggys going to the bar
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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