What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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