Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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